martes, octubre 09, 2007

How to 'Always' Win at Rock-Paper-Scissors

Di si, sorry esta en ingles....

This article written by: Mike Panic

Receiving forwarded emails sucks, luckily most of my friends don’t bother doing it, but a co-worker did send me a pretty funny one today and I’m sharing.

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this with people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

Great moral story.

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